Please do not yiff the robots.




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Uh excuse you I only fuck with handsome real men like Mechazawa.

Of course you of all people would fantasize about blowing a horse. :U




Uh..no I’m a dragon guy

Posted 4 years ago | 5 notes
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1. I hate this question. “What is your favorite video game?”. Its always changing. I never have a definite favorite video game of all time because as time progresses old favorites get dated. Pokemon has been a big part of my life but I wouldn’t necessarily call it my favorite game. At the moment my favorite game is Persona 4 Arena. Last year it was Dragons Dogma. But people all say they have that game that is just “perfect”. I don’t have that. Even Ocarina of Time seems dated now. 

4.  Favorite Game character is Chosen Undead from Dark Souls. Yeah he/she counts. They are the one undead that no matter what happens, holds onto their humanity or at least the hope for it. They can be good or evil but in the end their courage prevails eventually so long as you the player keep playing. They’re not an over powered hero like Master Chief and Link who always end up winning, You experience Chosen Undeads pain and victory and even seem to become stronger with them as they progress. Overall C.Us my favorite because of the bond they create with the player. Cursed One is alright too but their end game motivation doesn’t fit with the previous game. You at least had a choice in DAS 1 and neither of the options were necessarily bad ones. There is no “bad end” in DAS unless you give up.

5. Least favorite game character? At the moment its Peacock from Skullgirls. She just so spam happy when all of the other characters are basically all melee. I don’t have a lot of characters I straight up hate. Ashley Williams from Mass Effect is definitely up there. From my perspective, she’s a human elitist and a racist. I get you’re skeptical about other races but the point of Mass Effect was Shepard could overcome those boundaries and help his fellow sentient. Ashley never seems to change. Not to mention she shot Wrex! I had load up a save to save him and I never forgave her for it. For some reason I saved her instead of Kaidan vowing if she ever did something to piss me off again then its over.

And guess what. In Mass Effect 3 she turns her gun against you. You’re dam right I shot her.

Posted 4 years ago | 2 notes
Here's what you do. You draw for him a pony riding on top of a diamond dog, as a gift. Eventually he will browse the bowels of Derpibooru and recognize your art style. Then he'll see those things you drew that one time. Then he'll have lots of questions, and you can sit him down and give him "the talk".




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Posted 4 years ago | 4 notes
He'll find out on his own eventually. Unless everyone's completely forgotten and moved on from Molestia at this point.




He doesn’t even know I draw fan art yet

Posted 4 years ago
Rapid masturbation causes height defects, you know.

Whoah are you saying Spot masturbates a lot. That’s horrible

Posted 4 years ago | 1 note
We call that “arousal”.

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Its not that kind of excitement you geek.

You should be celebrating DORK pride :U




wow fite me

Posted 5 years ago | 2 notes
Klondike why are you a purple singing dog?




Don’t fucking judge me. I thought we were friends. Why should it matter if I happen to be a purple singing dog? CYP

Posted 5 years ago | 1 note







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