Oh my god I forgot how bad Tom is at swearing

furrypost-generator:

you’re not a real furry until you start denying being one

dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

Imagine this: One Punch Man but with Karl Pilkington’s face

Jus 100 pushups

About uh…100 situps..

100 squats

And then uh…running for 10 KM

Ya do this everyday and you start balding like me, right? And that’s how ya get stronger.

>Join Forest Guardians

>Prepare myself for the cat call

>Called to action, fuck yeah

>FInd the invader

>He sees me. We exchange emotes before we duel

>Before we can attack a red invader comes out of nowhere and start flinging shit,

>Die instantly

>All of a sudden a war breaks out with all these phantoms fighting each other while I fade away from the world.

PVP now is terrifying. Everyone is either a great spawn camper or an overpowered one hitting death machine. I managed to win one legit fight and I just had to quit after that.