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Every time I watch DND related stuff I want to…
>implying I can’t roll to seduce the DM

OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. WOW POOR LUCK. WHAT A HORRIBLE ROLL. LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE DONE FOR TODAY. YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. BYE

Sex happens
Talon holding happens
TIS WEAK TO FIRE
I don’t know

Do the Terrasque! Go for the natural 20! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!

WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU WANT THIS
YOU HAVE NOW BEFRIENDED A GIANT MONSTER
IT WILL DESTROY CITIES TRYING TO FIND YOU
IS THIS NOT ENOUGH POWER TO SATE YOUR LUST?!
No idea what you should draw? Time to bring out the monster manual!
So this an Ice Devil. Which carries spears, is Lawful Evil, and looks like the cross between an insect and a reptile.







