nobbydraws:

So I guess it’s some weird scaly’s birthday Here’s for you, klondikekun

Oh gosh guys it just keeps coming. Thank you Nobby!

wow are you fucking serious Klondike? I’ve lost a lot of respect for you. How could you even possibly go 2-3 in Smash? Unfollowed, blocked, alerted police

HEY HE HAD IT SINCE IT WAS RELEASED I ONLY JUST GOT IT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MONTH

mr. mayor it’s a town, not a harem

Why do you keep implying I want to fuck the animals I have infatuations for, Isabelle?

MAYOR PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THE VILLAGERS

>FUCKING

I don’t want to fuck Charlise, Isabelle. I just adore her butt.

I really don’t understand why people do that. I had this one guy last night who friended me after I played with from the last giant to the three sentinels, and I checked this morning and he was off my friend list. I mean, why even send a request

“Oh this guy helped me. Maybe  he can help me with more stuff. What’s that? He’s not helping me right now? Delete!”

KLONDIKE I HATE YOU

AS EGGSPECTED

OH SORRY IS THAT YOLK GETTING OLD

I CRACK MYSELF UP

I’ll stop making such shellish bad puns now