Okay I have another horrible idea. 

Some guy is in a store with his headphones on and the employee goes up to him saying “Hi sir! Would you like to check out the new Apple Computer HD X?” and the guy unplugs his phone and you hear on his speaker:

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT.

And it’s a commercial for the new Google PC on sale now for 499

Have you ever seen porn of a cartoon and someone in the comments is all “Oh no! Two characters having sex! Childhood ruined!” and you’re just like

“Mother fucker, they have a child in the show. How do you think that got there?”