Dude. I may be an oldfag but I’m famous for not staying relevant. I’m famous for making memes that other people get famous for. I’m not horse famous. I may be well known on MLPG but everyone else doesn’t know. Other than the people I hung out with and the artists that knew me I wasn’t exactly a notable face.

Fun fact: I was in an elevator with some bronies and I wanetd to mention that I was the guy that started Molestia but that’s not really a thing you want to admit.

Another fun fact. I may not be horse famous but I recognized the ones that were and AnimatedJames looked fucking pissed. I wanted to say hi to him but he was just so angry looking.

Well now I have both so I guess I’m getting double yiffed

Because marriage is gay

Mother fucker because it’s overrated as all shit. I’ve hated Pikachu since I was a kid because the only reason it was the mascot was because Ash had one and even as a child I knew it was bullshit. It was a pokemon everyone liked, everyone wanted despite it being a trash rat that isn’t even that cute. It’s overpowered in the show and honestly, even though I hate the design of Red’s Clefairy, it would have been a shit ton more interesting to have a pokemon that had LITERALLY EVERY MOVE at it’s disposal via metronome. 

Those bullshit deus ex machina situations Pikachu’s always in would have actually made sense if Clefairy happened to use the right move at the right time and it would be just as suspenseful when it had to use a good move and ended up using something that wouldn’t help it. But instead we get this fucking yellow rat that everyone thinks is SOO COOL LETS MAKE A POKEMON GAME WHERE PIKACHU FOLLOWS YOU 20 YEARS LATER AND DESPITE THERE BEING WAY BETTER DESIGNS AND CHOICES THIS LITTLE SHIT IS STILL THE MASCOT

  FUCK PIKACHU

Like besides his over enthusiasm, I genuinely hate Hau because he had a Pikachu. He evolved it to Alolan Raichu and he’s just became that much more tolerable instantly.

don’t call me a cigarette unless you’re ready to burn me and smoke me

I am. And every time I say I’m going to finish it before season end, life comes up. I’m working on the core “main quest” right now and doing pony side quests when I feel like it. I try to complete something big every saturday. I forget to update the blog to keep everyone posted.

Through all 3 games I liked Dex weapons. Curved swords. But it seems the creators have a big boner with big weapons and that annoys me. When its PVP its one thing but in 3′s case I don’t play PVP because my computer can hardly keep up. But there’s this huge bias with huge str weapons where dex weapons are just not as effective against bosses and even some enemies. 3 is the closest I think they’ve gotten to bridging the gap but once you hit end game you really have to big a giant sword or spend a really really long time dodging precisely and that gets annoying after awhile. I want Dark souls to have all weapons seem viable in the PVE. I’m not just talking about str vs dex either.

 There’s no way a flaming hardened arrow should do 58 damage to the boss while a giant club does 200. I want bowmen to have targeted areas to aim to do more damage or affect how the battle plays out. If a dragon’s charging you and you shoot it in the eye, it should directly affect how it attacks. I’m not saying it needs to be as precise and detailed as Monster Hunter but it would bring a new style of play that I was hoping was better in DAS2 but it really wasn’t.

Really I like small swords and feel its rewarding when you time rolls, attack rapidly until you cause an enemy to bleed, and still be able do enough damage without lugging a big stick around. If DAS4 ever came around I would like to see smaller weapons do substantial damage but degrade much faster and bigger weapons use more stamina in general to really try to make it hard to decide if you should go STR or DEX or if you should go both with the bow and arrow or maybe an INT build but I’ve never been particularly fine with the selection of spells in any of the dark souls games.

Be aware that Dark Souls 3 checks your speed everytime you die and locks it to 1. Which is why I stand in place for a short time. Also be aware that I AM playing on the lowest settings. I don’t want to hear any joking about the graphics. I was able to enjoy the game on this toaster and that’s all that matters. 

The actual table made is here http://forum.cheatengine.org/viewtopic.php?t=589191 if you want to try some of its tomfoolery yourself. It includes obvious boring hacks like infinite iframes (invincibility) and item spawning if done right. But I prefer dicking around with the noclip, teleport and speed settings. I’m currently trying to find out how to teleport bosses to have them fight each other.