I just wrote everything I could remember in Wordpad. These look like the ramblings of a mad man but granted i just woke up 5 minutes ago in desperate attempt to remember everything. 

With these notes I’m gonna try to piece together what it was. The dream before the pony dream was interesting but not as Bizzare.

I just had a dream about an old show that I cannot remember the name of. I know it existed but I can’t remember the name of it. The dream was about me (at first) and it was in the form of one of these shows.

It was this old interactive kids show (I think it was a kids show) where you had to solve a mystery and answer the questions on the screen. If you got it wrong, the vhs would tell you to go to a certain part of the movie to see what ending you got. Getting too many questions wrong would result in a bad ending.

But basically what happened in my dream was I was on campus coming back from class where this huge campus wide frat party was going on. Everyone was getting drunk, having sex, etc and I was drunk too though I don’t remember taking anything but I just wanted to go to bed. I tried to sleep past the noise but I couldn’t so i left my room and went downstairs to the lobby where I found a gun with shells and a note saying “THIS IS PART OF THE MYSTERY” I called for help saying there was a gun and some keys next to it. The staff and police came to confiscate it after learning someone had died during that party last night. I pointed out that it was weird that whoever used the murder weapon used these keys to get around since the only kids students got were keycards. The murderer was among the staff. The keys were for the elevator and I somehow concluded that the murderer must have come up from the gym area to murder someone during the party.

After that me and my cousin went to look for more clues and our roles slowly changed. I became this old 1800s style woman (Who’s name was probably Mary or Dorothy or some shit) and he was my dabber assistant who was basically Leonardo Dicaprio. I had to answer some hypothethical questions like “Who would most likely have motive to kill and why” and I had three of them. I passed one and failed the last one. We found our next clue that told us that we had to visit locations to find the next clues. One was a chapel, the other two we didn’t find in time but my cousin still concluded that the murderer would strike the theatre next. We raced to the theatre down these giant stairs and we were flying to get to the scene. He was faster than me and a crowd watching was booing me pelting me with garbage for losing the race. He then told everyone to duck as he found out there was a bomb that was going off on the stage and no one was injured. The murderer was apprehended but I had a feeling that I was missing the bigger picture because of the questions I missed.

I’m freaking out because I KNOW there was a show like this. The setting, how the answers came up, it’s something I saw before.

I had a dream that there was this new game being sold on the corner of my neighborhood and apparently it was so good that everyone in my family wanted to play it. So we went and waited for the guy to appear. Eventually two little girls appeared and something told me to talk to one. When I did a bunch of characters appeared and I realized that somehow I was already in the game. It seemed simple enough. Choose a party, give it classes and names. I picked this reptilian looking family that looked like deathclaws mixed with argonians. We went to the bar to get some quests and this 9 foot tall guy pushes the wife. She gets pissed and proceeds to knock his shit in. The husband joins in the fight and it becomes a bar brawl. The giant kills the wife and starts pounding on the husband when a woman approaches me and tells me that I fucked up because I should have known that these races don’t get along and I should have been faster in accepting a quest or I should have just searched elsewhere.

The game restarted and the lady told me to try again with a different argoniandeathclaw chick. This time I had to convince her to join me since I wasn’t at the beginning of the game anymore. So I chatted her up and bought her a drink and we talked for a second before she got extremely disturbed. I looked into a mirror to notice my jaw had been melting off and fizzing. I didn’t realize the pain I was in because it was just a game but my character died. The lady I met had poisoned the drink i ordered. The game restarted and I was in the company of slavers. They asked me some questions and apparently didn’t like my answers because one of them shot me in the head.

After that I started to get frustrated with the game and I didn’t know how to log off so I just kept playing. Eventually I got so good at the game I realized what I should have did in those previous situations. It’s a dark game fantasy vr game. Always research race relations, always check for poison and traps and never negotiate with criminals. It was so fucking scary but at the same time it was amazing.

Okay. I really liked this one.

This dream was set up like an anime and the entire dream was the pilot. The anime was about of group of artists and writers who hang out online but had never met in person before. What brought them all together was the fact that they were nerds all tied to a single series and were in the fandom since the beginning. This was LITERALLY MLPG the anime. None of the characters were people I knew or recognized from the fandom they were all random but that didn’t matter at the time. The anime was stylized to be extremely simple and purposely mediocre in most scenes but with excellent animation and finite attention to detail in more emotional scenes. 

The pilot was interesting. 10 people within the fandom were selected to meet with the creator of their show, Lauren Faust (Yes. For whatever reason she was still involved with the show in this dream) to suggest ideas for the newer seasons and possibly be hired. When you meet the cast they are all exceedingly different and strange but all have different reasons to why they are attached to the show and/or fandom. They get to know each other before they are called in to meet with the infamous creator. They are sat in a meeting room until a woman comes to interview them. I remember this scene specifically because the protag leaned into another asking “Hey…can I tell you a secret” whispering as low as he could while laying down and scooting up to his partner. But his secret was intercepted as the receiver answered “I don’t think that’s Lauren Faust.” to which the protag agreed saying that’s exactly what he was about to say. Apparently the studio wanted to make sure the gang was presentable before meeting the esteemed creator and I knew this was a dream because immediately after, the dream changed into a different anime about an obviously tsundere twintails and a college alumni guy who was just in between leaving college and finding work. He asked what she was doing in his house and she got flustered saying she only came in because she smelled smoke and they noticed the kitchen oven was on and burning everything. After that it got random and I don’t remember the rest.

But holy shit. Like that previous anime even had a theme song and I hummed it as soon as I woke up so I wouldn’t forget.

I had a dream that I was playing Dark Souls III and found a hidden area that was included in the last DLC. For some reason DASIII has a theme for chuches because I learned that if you go to Church of Yorksha and use an ember by the coffin in the back 10 times while hollowed you hear a maniacal laugh and the floor breaks under you leading you to a new world like what happened in the painting. 

In this world you’re in a long labrynth and can only escape when you reach the top. However the game got more difficult the higher you got. Not did enemies get stronger but you had a higher chance of being invaded despite not having ember. This voice keeps taunting you saying he was punishing you everytime this character finds you. He’s a strong minor type npc that looks like he should be in bloodborne but even if you manage to kill him he just disappears and returns later. Also if you died you’d be teleported to a random part of the labyrinth and bones teleport you back to your last location instead of your last bonfire. The only way to escape without reaching the top is to summon a yellow phantom that has homebound.

It was kind of scary but it was also a really imaginative area and despite me dying basically every time I spawned I never felt frustrated because I knew every death could grant me a luckier outcome and once I got so close to the ending where you had to move a ladder to the opposite side of the tower but a guy up top threw a knife at me killing me. It was really cool.

i had a dream that there was a new online wakfu game and it was in toon 3D and it was animated perfectly and the game play was soo good with a great story and the type of humor from the show.

It was basically a way way way better version of Toon Town mixed with some Borderlands gameplay and it had literally like 20 different classes to choose from that all branched into different builds. It looked sooo gooooood

I had a Dark Souls III dream. 

I was playing Dark Souls 3 in my normal get up when I find these fist weapons that has a sword art that emits small hearts around you character while you’re charging to attack and its description says that it opens up extra dialogue when you hit someone with it. I was dicking around the Firelink Shrine just swinging around with it when I hit a chest with the art. It enabled a cutscene where the chest disappeared as if it was a illusory wall and revealed a hole and a ladder underneath. I was streaming and the chat went wild. I was also talking to people on skype screaming SECRET and everyone was quoting the Stamper Secret Theme.

I followed the Ladder and came across a dead end with a message on the ground saying I needed to feel Lloyd’s cell with water to continue. I turned around to face three black knights and died being severely unprepared. I returned and found another pathway leading outside to a volcanic area with tons of enemies. The area title showed up only as “Special 1”. I decided there was probably a less risky way to continue so I headed back and found some items and something to interact with. Using the heart fist weapon I attack a giant who then follows me around nonhostile. He attacks another giant dressed as Artorias while I continue to backstab him. When the Artorias giant gets low on health he starts to crawl on the floor and his attacks become way less predictable but easy to dodge with roll spam. We eventually kill it and the helpful giant waves and walks away. I then look at the chat and people are saying there’s no information about the new area suggesting I was the first one ever to find it. I just woke up. 

It was so surreal like I dreamed about me playing the game. This happened with Undertale when I beat it too. I dreamt I was playing the game and I’d find something I’ve never seen before and it would cause me to panic and wake up.

I want to make something clear. I’m not posting these for attention. I’m not making these up for hits or anything. When I post about my sleep journeys I’m genuinely confused and I like documenting it somewhere and also you people seem to enjoy my rambles. About 2 years ago I didn’t dream at all. But all of a sudden my dreams are not only occurring more but they are become more structured stories. There’s some randomness but basically things go from point A to B to C

That being said, there was a bunch of stuff that happened but the latest I remember was playing Dark Souls 3 with my brother. Which is already strange because my brother hates the DAS series. He got as far as Capra Demon and gave up. We must have been playing DLC because I didn’t recognize any of the bosses. But everytime I died we got sent to some other unknown location. Eventually we were sent to a hall where ALL of the Dark Souls bosses appeared as Phantoms and I realized that this was probably the end of the game. Some of my brothers friends came to watch and said it reminded them of DND. Which his Girlfriend suggested that we go play since they were having a session up the street. We left and for some reason we were in Chicago. I went with  my brothers friend whose name I could not remember but he was italian but looked american indian and I nicknamed him Papa John. We stopped at a corner store to get something to drink when I noticed a bunch of old people leaving the store with the same Garble face on their shirt. I asked to get a picture and learned that they were some kind of granny Garble fanclub. Some other lady took a picture and tried to convince me not to take one also as if she now owned the right to being the only one to take  a picture

we got into an argument and that was it

Okay so.

There’s this dorm that I think also had a school where everyone had special abilities and stuff. It was some kind of combat school I guess. The dream never got to what the school/dorm actually was. But it wasn’t like a super hero high, all of the powers were borrowed. Basically like Avatars where you could pick any fictional character to be your avatar and you could switch characters after a long period of time. I picked the avatar of Bowser because he’s super strong. We went to orientation and all of these movie and video game characters were just sitting listening to the instructor or something but I didn’t get to hear the speech because I came in late. So we all went to our dorms and everyone was laughing at this nervous guy with a Reaper (from Overwatch) avatar who was struggling to carry a huge book up the stairs. I thought back to an occurence that happened in real life where yesterday I saw a tire roll down the street and laughed at it imagining it was a Riptire but when I drove down the street I saw tthe guy with a broken down car running after it obviously having a bad day. I had an urge to help but I was too busy. I didn’t want that moment to slip by again.

I asked Reaper if he needed help with his book and he was shocked someone would want to help. We got to our dorms sooner or later and there was this huge feast. I got paired up with a table of rowdy loud guys. One avatar was Garr from Breathe of Fire 3 and the other was Rodin from Bayonetta. We had fun chatting and making fun of what other people picked before deciding to get into some really dangerous stuff. We went around driving in these big huge ball wheeled cars and were trying out all sorts of tricks when I drove through a building and briefly saw some kind of cultish looking group inside. When got out I went to tell the others that they looked like “enemies” but while I was telling them that building exploded. The school (Or dorm) got really serious and the person playing Rodin’s mom and dad were pissed off at him for causing trouble after they paid so much for the dinner. I distinctly remember that at this point, if you were unconcious you lost your avatar and Rodin reformed back to this black guy who passed out after the explosion but that didn’t stop his parents from hollering at him anyway. And then I heard Felys play in the background because that’s my alarm and I woke up.

Okay here’s an interesting one.

I had a dream that I was on a road trip with Pinkie Pie and Rarity. I started off driving but we got lost so I sat in the back while Pinkie drove so I could check my phone but we got no signal. We were passing huge mountains and it was getting misty. Rarity warned Pinkie about the cliffs we were driving by and despite being Pinkie Pie, she actually seemed very nervous to be driving. I mean why wouldn’t she be, she has hooves. Eventually we stopped by a house in the middle of nowhere and stretched out. The protagonist switched and I became this old woman who reminds me of the crazy christian lady from The Mist. I actually remember her saying she was hardcore christian and she moved into the house with her large family.

Everything seemed fine but she began to notice something strange about the house. One night she was working late and on her way to bed when she noticed a door she had never seen before. She opened it and it lead to a basement. Nothing spooky or anything about it, it was just a room she hadn’t seen. She went to bed and woke up. The door to the basement was gone. What the family started to find out was that rooms would appear and disappear in the house all of the time. Sometimes it was obvious a family had lived in it before, other times it was completely vacant. They could tell these rooms had been appearing and disappearing because sometimes there would be woodland animals trapped in the rooms and they would be gone when the rooms disappeared.

One time they found a room that was completely different. A room that seemed like  it was from Japan or somewhere eastern. A Pastor came to the house and proclaimed that there were demons in it manipulating the house and that it had to be “cleansed” but the crazy christian lady asked him to leave because despite her faith she believed that what ever was controlling the house was trying to show her something. This news spread all over town and the neighbors were furious that she didn’t want to destroy the demons living in the house. A mob was gathering at her house but I woke up before I could see what happened next.