That’s a cult that only exist in dreams. Shit was so surreal. I was just answering this call for an interview and I get roped into this underground organization that apparently takes matters into their own hands. Everyone had guns, basically forced you to get on your knees and pray and I had to make a frickin speech which apparently everyone liked so I got the “Job.” Their leader told me to come back at Monday at 9PM for my first “mission.”

I remember every single face. This is literally the scariest dream I’ve ever had and nothing bad even really happened. It just felt so fucking real. Like if I go back to sleep now, I’ll be back among them.

I had a dream where I lived in Canada but I visited Detroit for the weekend and as I was trying to make it back to Canada for school the special Detroit to Canada bus had to turn around before it crossed the bridge (Woolie was in charge of the bus for some reason?!) and so the route reversed so I figured I’d just go back to my parents house. But it went way off route so I got off and tried to walk there but it started raining which usually doesn’t bother me but my laptop was on me this time and I didn’t want it ruined.

So I walked into this house that had this severely nerdy pasty white kid living by himself and he let me stay for a while. I looked around while he watched TV and saw that he had a ton of comics and weird cool shit. I pocketed a page of a comic book just because it had this slutty chicken masturbating in it and I was curious to learn what it was originally from.

I checked the guys phone and there was a video of him in this cube that had all sorts of nerd stuff on it. Pictures of assorted comic heroes, My little pony and I shit you not, Wolf Nanakis avatar was on there.  I suspected this kid was a brony but that was none of my business.

Anyway I went back downstairs to talk to him and noticed something strange. There were shoes scattered all over the place and every single pair was exactly like mine. Upon further inspection I realized they WERE my shoes. Every single blemish and inperfection on my old shoes was there. 

What he then told me was he was so similar because he was a part of me. At some point in time he was split from me and became his own human being. And then for some reason some made up clips from Steven Universe played.

See everyone says I’m good at explaining dreams. Usually I can tell if you’re afraid of something if you describe it but that’s only because most people around have really simple dreams. But I can never explain my own.

Why did I just have a dream about an unseen Twilight Zone episode starring Steven Universe and Drow Ranger?  I don’t even remember what it was about except they were trying to escape some prison and Drow Ranger shot down a bridge Steven was using to escape but then she ended up almost dying and despite being betrayed, Steven saved her anyway.

I don’t even understand

I had a dream last night that there was a new Animal Crossing game that diverted from the normal tradition. It was a spinoff about a community college. It was full of delinquents who were actually really nice once you got to know them. You were able to make study groups, get into fights, attend classes and go to school events (or not). The games friend system was more of a “You’re on the list of people I don’t hate.” instead of real friendship. There was romance too but nothing more then going out to a movie or dinner. What ever you chose as a major would affect which students are in your class but the college is huge and once you were online, you could find the entire roster around school plus other players if you happened to find them. Also you had to finish your major to “beat the game” that could take up to 2 years but you could just start over with a new major having the same relationships. 

It was pretty cool. 

Girl meets guy who apparently knew her brother

He tries to get along with her but she doesn’t trust them

They end up going to find beer in this crazy girls dorm

The crazy girl is bleeding all over for some reason but they treat it like its normal

While they are getting a drink, the girl dies

MC and stranger freak out realizing its going to look like they murdered her

MC girl leaves the room while stranger straggles behind when MCGirl confronts her girlfriend in the other room trying to distract her so she doesn’t notice the stranger leaving the room

GF: We should go see a movie

MC:Uh.. Okay..sure. What do you want to see? (Some scifi noire title) or (some horrible dinosaur pun title).

GF: Whatever so long as there’s no hookers. It’s disgusting

MC: But i gotta have my hookers

GF: Get real

MC: Okay, dinosaur movie then. But I’m not calling it a good movie unless I see some sexy velociraptor hookers!

And then some other stuff happened i don’t remember and then II woke up.

Where is my mind

I just woke up from the most bizzare pony dream.

So Discord is supposed to be back, right? Well he’s tired of being called out all the time every time something goes wrong. So he decides to try to prove to the ponies that he’s on their side. The entire episode is supposed to be about him doing good. He gives all the ponies wings as he heads a charity racing event from cloudsdale to the ground. They all had to follow a route to get there. He is the announcer, right? Well Fluttershy being afraid of heights, rushed it and was actually the first one to make it down. But as he went to see who was in second place, Twilight was missing and a piece of the route was gone too. He then realized that Twilight actually used a time spell to dash back to before Fluttershy finished and was ahead. But something went wrong and she was now a guy. Rarity was distracted with the colors of the line like route and was adjusting it. Rainbow Dash completely off shot the finish line after going so fast. I don’t remember what the rest were doing but it was all commentated by a sarcastic John D. Lancie who was confused with why all the ponies were being jerks all of a sudden. And then I woke up.

It felt just like an episode. It was weird.

I had a dream where I met Matt, Pat, Liam and Woolie. It wasn’t at a convention. It was more of a “happen to stumble upon them” kind of things. But there were more fans there. Matt was actually off putting. Not a jerk, just felt like he was busy  but didn’t want to tell anyone. Liam was always talking with people and Woolie disappeared.

However Pat was the cool one. We talked a lot when we came across each other. We had a nerf gun fight. After that all I remember is playing Ape Escape 2 with some stranger on the Wii U for some reason.

Its probably because I’ve been listening to their podcast at work. Listening to someone talk for two hours really helps the day go by,

I’ve also been watching all the seasons of Bob’s Burgers and Archer.

Last night I had a dream that there was snow in my backyard. I went to look and there were a bunch of people buried in it to their shoulders. There were people doing this to each yard over. They looked cheerful and were mostly asian and caucasian and said good morning to me and my brother.

They were there all day until around 3 o clock. And then they  started clearing up the snow and landscaping my backyard as a “Sorry for weirding you out”

I’m out of the subconscious now and I’m still weirded out.

Even though I joke around a lot about it with people I know, I’m starting to think that I was some kind of psychologist in my last life. I seem to be able to just come up with some bullshit theory about why people had a certain dream and they’d agree with it. Silly stuff like “The moon came down and was levitating over my backyard” would be “You want to broaden your horizons and go see something new.”  Sure that’s very general but I’ve gotten a lot of positive feedback from this. The funny thing is that I cannot seem to translate my own dreams. Sometimes I do but it takes a long while.

Last night I had a dream of seeing a snake and freaking out. My uncle scoffed and said that when he was my age, he used to take care of snakes in his moms garden. He picked it up and threw it away. The snake pissed off started leering back this way, but for some reason, he wasn’t pissed at my uncle, but at me. It got close and made its way upon me. I was too afraid to do anything or even hear what my uncle was saying. It got up to my neck and bit it and then I woke up.

So what was the message? That I’m afraid of snakes? Too general and obvious. Snakes are unpredictable. I would rather fight a dog then a snake. I think the message was life itself. You see, the snake represents the harshness of life. My uncle, being older now has overcome that. He’s paved his way and can stand up for himself. I am however still learning and afraid of failing, so life eventually gets to me.

Like I said, it’s probably a bullshit answer but I still feel its right.

Have you ever had dreams you couldn’t translate?

I had a dream where there was an entire seminar/ video presentation dedicated to talking about and criticizing how bad I am at LOL. There was a big screen and like hundreds of people. The thing is..I’m not THAT bad. The seminar  was just showing things like “That one time I missed a gate shot with Jayce” or “That one time I lost a 1 v 1 fight against Teemo.”  

Somehow I was able to be brave enough to go to the seminar talking shit about me and then eventually get up on stage, cut the feed and discuss that I am not a hardcore player and that I only play LOL for fun. I was basically saying that its just a game and you shouldn’t be so critical. Also I had a test in an animation class that I skipped to do this and then I remember seeing my animation teacher there as a campus guard applauding along with the people who agreed with me.

I think its because of the Lol Tournaments.. But I remember it so vividly. It was…..weird.