Okay listen this is the wildest one yet. I’m up at 4 typing this because I still remember it vividly.

This one started up with a boy trying to float during a thunder storm. I remember the location because of the hill he was
using. It was my first apartment we lived in when I was in highschool. He noticed a white diamond in the sky and realized all the lightning was redirecting from it. He looked down to realize a man dressed as Oscar from Dark Souls
being chased by two assailaints. The boy rushed to his aid to heal him but was unsuccesful. After they escaped the man tels him he appreciates him trying and moves onto the next location thanks to a map. He asks why the boy doesn’t have the same map which he has no idea how to answer. 

The boy is then accompanied by a rat man who looks a lot like Twitch
but I remember that it wasn’t the character exactly. They go through a dungeon that reminded me of Dragon Quest and face a monster in a tub of acid. THe ratman was invulnerable to acid and took charge of the fight. 

Cut to the boy stumbling across a town underground. He makes his way to an antique video game store to browse. One of the workers asks if
he needs help and the boy explains he’s looking for an old SNES game (he thinks) called Athena. The worker is excited and shows him the old PC game collecting dust and asks if he wants to borrow it being his favorite series. He warns the kid to not stay after he gives him a bunch of games in the same series and tells him to enjoy them. The boy take the games upstairs and drops most of them on his way up. He rests at the top of the stairs to meet his neighborhood friend who reminded me of that black kid from the Bernie Mac show. His parents come in and suggests that the boy must be their neighbors son and he confirms it despite not having family (supposedly). He hangs around the family for a while and works on the farm. The boy’s character changed into a pigboy, not as a transformation or anything, the protagonist was just a pig all of a sudden as if this was his form throughout the whole thing..   Yes theres a farm now and makes a pretty penny. He returns home to his own farm where apparently his caretaker is this middleaged short smoking otter (Or was she a birdgirl I forget). She’s always busy and has to leave the boy home alone. He asks if she would be fine with him buying lunch today to which she laughs disbelieving he has the income but says that, and I quote, that if he could buy lunch it would be badass. THe boy proves her wrong, buys her a shit ton of cuisine and also fixes up their farm.

 Apparently they ran a chicken farm but had no success because they were relying on this machine. He tended the chickens normally and produced more because of it.

I know the dream rapped up at this part because the ending was a lot less clear. Basically STEVEN UNIVERSE ( I AM NOT JOKING) became the new protagonist and went around correcting his mistakes. He apologized for taking
the games behind the managers back and offered to repay him the money but the manager refused since he was so honest.

Steven helped his otter family get on his feet and get the business together which they are greatful for.

The dream ends with Steven in the back seat of a car driving down the highway during a sunset while a generic tune about how Steven is growing up plays. I woke up and tried to remember the song but all I remember is the base melody.

This was fucking wacky and I swear to fuck I’m not making any of this up.

Have you ever seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers? I haven’t but somehow I managed to dream up a sequel/remake/reboot despite never  seeing the original. The dream played like a movie and felt like it could be a DIsney 3D movie but also was vulgar and adult in some places. As if Disney made a +18 Big Hero 6.

The dream was about me coming home from work and noticing a man attacking my mother. I rushed to fight him back but got wounded in the process. I managed to stab one in the chest with a knife but I  retreated when 2 other men came with guns. My mother for whatever reason refused to run and was murdered. My initial reaction was to try to kill all three of them but I decided it would be best to escape and survive. I felt like a coward and ran away guilted by allowing my mother to die. Later I got up the nerve to return and face these men even if it would be the end of my life. I returned expecting a fight but instead I saw my mother at home and was happy to see I returned. It was at this moment where I realized that despite her acting exactly the same, this could not have been my mother. I went to explain to my uncle and cousins who all refused to believe me and every time they finally came around, they had been pretending since they were also overtaken by this alien force and was out to kill me since I was the only one that knew about their tirade. 

Basically the whole “movie” was about me trying to find people to trust and being betrayed every time. One instance I trusted my distant cousin who tricked me into a car set to blow up while speeding 120 miles on the highway. I only had one more person to trust. A person that lived so far away that I knew so well that there’s no way I could mistake him for an impostor. My brother. I traveled far to find him and he believed me right off the bat. He wasn’t an impostor he was the real thing. We learned that these aliens weren’t trying to dominate the earth or anything like that but rather trying to invade and replace a city of humans to have somewhere to live. They killed some but they could also just control the conciseness of others without having to murder them. The dream ended before there was a real conclusion.

There were a lot of weird quirks in the dream too. At one point I met a group of members of a boy band and despite never seeing them before they could tell me their names and jobs. I remember knowing it was a dream and asked how could I know who they were and they explained that your brain takes in information from all over the subconscious and even though you can’t recite it you know more than you know which played a big part in finding out how to differentiate aliens from humans. I wouldn’t be able to see how many were in the area unless I was asleep and I remember telling my uncle I kept seeing the words “Chapter X” depending on how long the dream went.

Also there was a poster of a man fucking an Xcom Viper on a train.

I wish I was making all of this up and lying but I’m really weird when it comes to dreaming after exhaustion.

I had a dream I met Tyler the Creator in a Macy’s. It’s funny I distinctly remember turning back and seeing him. I pointed at him and said “Hey. You’re Tyler” which he responded “Yeah No Shit!” We did the blackman handshake hug thing and started talking. I told him to his face that I don’t usually like his kind of rap but there was something about “Tamale” and his verse in “Rella” that kept me coming back to listen to it. He was really cool about it and recommended me some artist. Earl Sweatshirt came up and I said “What about Earl” and he said “Nah he’s cool but he ain’t hot” right when he was there. More stuff happened in the dream but that was the only thing I remember

I had a dream that I was watching a movie with John Boyega and Denzel Washington and Denzel played his father and it was about them solving a whodunnit mystery about who stabbed Johnny’s mother and because of the circumstances how it should have been impossible for her to be wounded.

Basically the mother was a school teacher who had to pick up something and John went with her since it was late. She was taking too long so he got out the car and wondered in the blistering snow trying to find the school since apparently you couldn’t park inside the private school. John comes across a large old building that looks like it would be a school but after he’s invited in  by Peter Dinklage (I swear to god) he learns its a type of medieval themed tavern. 

Dinklage is hospitable to the new comer and orders him a drink and some food while everyone else taunts John for looking so weak. But they’re obviously drunk and in good spirit so John explains that he doesn’t lift at all and humors them. They laugh and leave him alone.

Before he can get his drink, Denzel and his mother (Who I still don’t remember who was playing her) barge in and fuss at John for entering such a “dangerous” place alone. Dinklage tries to assure Denzel that John wasn’t in any danger but he doesn’t have it. As they leave a bunch of drunkards start taunting Denzel for being overprotective. They start throwing knives around him and his wife laughing scaring them away as they run toward their car. And basically from their, the mother gets stabbed and but there are claims that because of her location and the nature of the throwing, she couldn’t have been injured. So the rest of the movie is just a mystery where Jodie Foster, a detective investigates the crime scene while a naive John Boyega does everything he can to prove that neither his family or his newfound friends were at fault.

It played like a movie it was awesome

My dreams play like movies and its bothering me.

It started out as a dream about a class reunion. Only 4 of us showed up but we went on with the lesson anyway. The teacher told us about a plot to build a boat to escape in colder regions because the world was about to heat up so fast that humans in northern countries would die. We had to get information and gather supporters. It was basically a new Noah’s arc. While building the ship shit kept happening like people drowning. One of my classmates almost drowned but we were saved her in the nick of time. Around the port there was always this blonde kid with big glasses and his brunette friend playing with toys. I saw them throughout the entire dream and they laughed about the boat we were making. The boat was set and we planned to leave on christmas eve at 10 pm. I was with my brother (Jason) buying supplies but I ended up losing him in the crowd. I got lost in the city and came up to the freeway heading toward the port about a mile off. I got to the location and I meant this man who was hiding out in the port. We heard knocks at the door and the stranger claimed that he was Jason. Apparently the cops had been looking for him and they asked him to confirm that he was Jason. He assured them he was telling the truth but i knew he was lying. They shot through the door killing him instantly and stormed the port. I realized that I thought they were cops but they were more of a terrorist group. I ran through the port trying to get away but the group stabbed me several times before I could make it. I looked onward to see those two kids from earlier in their same spots playing with science stuff. They looked like they were making drugs. As I was dying I caught glimpses of children who died when the world ended and exactly how they died. The movie ended and I remember being upset leaving the theater. It was a grim ending. Then I woke up.

Here’s another dream for you.

My entire family was packing up to go to a convention. It wasn’t obvious what kind of convention it was but judging by the pokemon cosplayers it was anime. I hung out with my brother who joked about marrying one of the cosplayers to her face. Eventually we split up and I kind of stalked someone to find out where everything was. I was led to this dance room where nerds were awkwardly dancing and moved on to a panel that was doing improv. They called for audience members to participate and I immediate denounced the idea but one of the people looking to select people smiled at me and I felt pressured to try. They wanted us to improv about a new water technology using only a desk and a bowl. I felt so nervous I literally opted out by saying “Nope..nope. Too much for me” and then I woke up.

I’m going to start tagging these.

I had a dream where I was at a ball or something and met this guy that looked like Ice T to get some information but he was upset because apparently his daughter went against his orders to get me into the party and he was going to go off on her but I told him it was my idea and to let her go and take it out on me instead. So we took an elevator and he was explaining something important ( I don’t remember the details) but he told me where to find this man and we parted ways at the first floor. I ran into the man who was apparently Donald Glover but I referred to him as Gambino the entire time. A tree almost fell on us and he said some profound shit and I asked what he meant. He didn’t answer and ran off. I chased him through a school campus parkour style until he slid through this window that I couldn’t get through so I had to go around. I lost him and kept screaming GAMBINO in frustration. Then the police came and comforted me. Apparently I was a detective or something and has just lost a major lead to a case.

Then I woke up. 

I had a dream that I was sold a kobold slave and it kept trying to do slave work. I didn’t like the idea of being called master or owning a slave so I upgraded it to roommate. It had trouble with the concept of being treated so well by a human but we eventually became friends. It was sweet.

My brother said I was talking in my sleep.

I had a dream that we were watching Clockwork Orange in a theater and then brad pitt walked in to take a seat and everyone started clapping.

The weirdest part is I’ve never seen a Clockwork Orange but I distincltly remember some kind of movie playing