Remember when CSI did episodes on furries and Second Life? When are they gonna do one over tumblr?
“This killer uses this site called Tumblr?”
“Tumblr? Is that some site about Tumbleweeds?”
“Its a blogging site. Look at this. He has 40,000 followers.”
“That’s like an army of accomplices! We won’t be able to track them all!”
“Look at all these reblogs of him confirming that he committed the murder?”
“Reblogs?”
“Its like when you pirate video games. Except instead of copying programs, you’re copying text and sometimes adding to it for everyone to see.”
“RagnarokKitten says: The bastard had it coming.”
“Nevermind that look at this!”
“300,422 likes. Why are there people who support this freak?!”
“Look at this latest one. AskHussie_Homestuck liked this.”
“Since we can’t track down the owner of the blog, maybe we can ask him where he is”.
“Ok. I’ll set up a GUI interface in visual basic to formulate an electronic mailing system and send him a message.”
