the worst things about the ‘undertale pope’ game theory video now that i have gone over it twice

green-gg:

  • it is 16 minutes long
  • he gave a steam code for undertale to POPE FRANCIS, who likely doesn’t have a computer or know what video games are
  • he was specifically chosen by the pope, and in this chance that people dream of, he used it to talk about fucking VIDEO GAMES
  • the intro is him rambiling about how undyne is pope francis which drags for like a full minute
  • he gave pope francis GOOGLY EYES in the thumbnail
  • theres a 30 second joke of him talking about him and george clooney being an ‘otp’ with nothng to do with the video
  • his over-insistence that his “SANS IS NESS” video actually has valid points and could be considered viable
  • “if i was going to consider myself a part of any culture, i would consider myself part of the internet culture”
  • “gamers don’t get representation offline”
  • he still hasnt let go of that jimmy kimmel “gamer” thing
  • he literally couldnt go 4 minutes in without mentioning fnaf
  • the implication that people being homophobic or racist, which has killed and ruined lives, is on the same level as not liking gamers
  • the subtle implication that gamergate doesnt exist
  • hes using orlando as leverage that him giving undertale to the pope is “more important now than ever”
  • he lists off a whole bunch of lets players to prove gamers are “diverse”
  • “to the outside world i could be grouped together with weeaboos, bronies, and whovians”
  • ”it is up to us, loyal theorists, to educate the world on the good works of gaming”
  • “prejudice exists bc humans are lazy”
  • implying that gamers are peaceful bc they over funded undertale’s kickstater which was only, like, $5,000
  • the word ‘pacifism’ increasing in popularity bc of undertale’s popularity as actual proof
  • ”people claiming im sort of social justice warrior”
  • ”for the first time in almost a decade, people are talking about peaceful resolutions to conflict. this is because of video games”
  • he concludes the video with “to help the world understand people of different backgrounds. that includes us gamers”
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Originally posted by beowulfthecool

it is 16 minutes long

Most public speeches can last anywhere to 5 to 30 minutes to prove a point. You can skim through a youtube speech if you really want to hear the thesis and save your precious time.

he gave a steam code for undertale to POPE FRANCIS, who likely doesn’t have a computer or know what video games are


MatPat mentions that he doubts the pope would play it but the game was more of a symbol of what he feels shows how multidimensional the community is instead of how violent and mysoginistic media presents them. If someone chose one simple looking game to be a symbol of modern games instead of picking out from the library of millions of better looking video games that already exist, you’d think that would spark curiosity.

he was specifically chosen by the pope, and in this chance that people dream of, he used it to talk about fucking VIDEO GAMES


He mentioned he interviewed the Pope before presenting him Undertale and even if he didn’t, The Pope is asking for the perspectives of young people around the globe. Games and their community are important to him so his topic for discussion is just as valid as anything you could think of. Besides its the Pope. You’d think he could go a weekend without having to hear about worldly drama and hearing about something else for a change.

the intro is him rambiling about how undyne is pope francis which drags for like a full minute

He was clearly parodying himself. It was a joke. It was CLEARLY a joke.

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GET UP TO ROCK!

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GET UP TO BURN!

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STAND UP WITH PRIDE!

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I’LL BE THE WAYS TO MAKER!

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YOU MUST HAVE HEARD IT! 

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GRASP THE TRUTH!

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 HOLD IT HIGH!

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 RAISE YOUR FIST! 

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THAT’S WHY ITS MADE TO START WITH!

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YOU HAVEN’T HEARD IT GO!

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DON’T BE AFRAID TO LISTEN TO YOUR OWN HEART!


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BIG BLAST SONIC THAT’S MY HEARTBEAT IN YOU!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Not sure if I’ll be able to say it later so I’m saying it on Christmas eve. 

Scroogeposting below. Ignore it if you don’t want to read whining.

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This is legitimately the most depressing time of the year for me. As I mentioned last year, my family does not celebrate the holidays. We’re not jewish, we’re christian and every time I mention this I get strange looks. Christians celebrate Christmas, why don’t you?

Well it’s not me persay. Me and My brother do exchange gifts when we have the money (which we don’t this year) and we’re not religious at all. This church my closer family goes to has brainwashed it’s members into believing that Christmas is exploiting the birth of Jesus and the story of gifts. The pastors convinced everyone that it’s literally a sin to celebrate Christmas as its dishonoring Jesus’ name. Me and my brother both know this is just a ploy to help out poorer families so they don’t feel bad about not being able to buy presents and its a good cause but it’s a load of bullshit.

Christmas doesn’t represent Jesus at all. No matter how much people push this the fact remains that Jesus was not born at the end of the year and the empire was threatened by him even existing. We see Christmas as a time to get together before the end of the year to see the family one last time before the year is  up and really the gifts don’t matter that much. I also see Christmas as a symbol of childhood innocence and wonder. Since no one around me celebrates it, it just makes me remember the old days and realize that I’m still in my  childhood home and how unaccomplished that makes me feel.

If it wasn’t just Christmas it’d soften the blow. But it’s not. We don’t celebrate anything except the countdown for the new year in which we look back at how much we didn’t do last year.

I just hate the holidays now and I said it last time but I just need to get away from here and open up to make some like minded friends. This place is just toxic to me.


But just like Valentines, I won’t allow the holiday to hinder anyone elses’ enjoyment just because I can’t take part. So happy holidays everyone.

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gnollbard:

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nivardokuma:

whitedusk2:

ORANGINA オランジーナ 

Furry be like

sold.

Oh, Gramps…

Okay. So get this. You guys like to joke around that I’m a closet furry but get this. These ads HORRIFY me. Its not uncanny valley or anything to do with the models theirselves. I think the models in the commercials are pretty close to what animal people would look like. So its not how they look, its their mannerisms. These animal people are not only bigger than humans in most cases, but they are also technically more advanced. 

Don’t get what I mean? Look at any predator character. Now imagine having conflict with them. That’s right, these people can subdue you easily. Those claws and teeth still exists which means a simple break up could end up homicidal just from a slap.

Okay well that’s just carnivores, but the giraffe lady is hot, right? No mother fucker. In that commercial that giraffe chases down a terrified human man. Just from her size alone she could overpower most males.

Do you have any idea how terrifying that is? The implications of this world existing means animal people always have the upper edge in terms of physical conflict and even intimidation. Not to mention the commercials have shown that they still haven’t completely lost their feral instincts.

I guess you could say that about most animal people concepts, 3D or Not. But its not as apparent as it is in the Orangina commercials.

I’m just saying. You think that leopard lady its sexy, well imagine her being upset with you if you are unable to perform. In anything, not just sex. You will always lose the arguments as being in a relationship with her is literally a hazard.

Then again that might be why people are attracted to it. I mean I know the idea of having a relationship with a dragon that could tear you apart is adorable but for whatever reason that doesn’t scare me as much as these commercials.

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