Why most people still play League of Legends
- Put too much money into buying skins
- It’s always changing
- Feeling accomplished when winning
Why I still play League of Legends
- I do it for her

Tristana in Fanart: Thicc slutty rocket girl
Tristana in game: Crazy annoying megalomaniac
Jinx in Fanart: Beautiful curvy sharpshooter
Jinx in game: Sadistic bony goblin
Lulu in Fanart: Hug able tiny girl full of wonder
Lulu in game: Fatfaced gnome who’d transmogrify you just because
Poppy in Fanart: Cute and adorable dwarf with a heart of gold
Poppy in game: Cute and adorable dwarf with a heart of gold
You’re Welcome except it’s Draven singing about himself

I see whats happening, yeah?
You’re face to face with Blitzcrank and a Vayne
You don’t even know how to peel, that’s adorable!
It’s nice to see that supports never change.
Max your E, Stand aside
Yes it’s really Draven, here and live
Don’t take my farm, root them still
Look at that I got a double kill!
So what can I say except, You’re welcome?
For the first blood and the tower
Don’t type in gg it’s all me, You’re welcome.
There’s nothing stopping Draven and his power!
Normie reference aside this basically happened my last game. Nasus was blaming the game for losing when he was awful at last hitting and fed our Garen super early because he didn’t ward/ trade well.
I don’t care if anyone never gets this reference this is exactly what I thought upon winning and watching the after game rage.

What do you do with a 6/10 in placements? What is my rank going to be? One year of practice, mastery on gragas, won’t help me with all these D/C’s. I can’t win with Nasus cause I suck at last hit. And Top is just one scary lane! But somehow I just see that Ziggs Botlane Carrys’ the meta that’ll win me next game!

There are games outside of your MOBA! I know it’s hard to conceive. But there’s games outside of your MOBA! And you’re only going to play them if you leave.
There are cool things to do but not in solo queue and who knows dude you might get high score! There are games outside of your MOBA. But you got to open the store!

Hey Warwick can I ask you something? Well you know our Garen up top? Well he’s 2 kills ahead and I’m 2 kills behind. I’m really behind… can you try ganking?
WHAT?! Akali I’m surprised at you! I find that toxic!

OHHHH I WISH YOU COULD SEE MY ALT ACCOUNT
BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE IT IS ON E.U.
I LOVE IT I MISS IT I’M JUST HERE TO TALK SHIT BUT SOON I’LL BE OFF
TO MY SILVER! ….uh I MEAN CHALLENGER! See I started in silver I just got to challenger!

This champion is really really fun. Don’t feed
My wards are here and I have just begun. Don’t FEED
What? My first time as this champ. DON’T FEED
I’ll toss my hook and lamp. DON’T FEED
And use my wards to watch that dragon camp. DON’T FEED (Draven!)
MY SUPPORT IS GOING TO FEED (DRAVEN!)
MY SUPPORT IS GOING TO FEED (WHAT ARE YOU SAYING)
FIRST TIME NOOBIES NEED TO LEAVE
DO NOT FEED!!!

Give me that blue buff. (What?) I need it for lane (I NEED IT FOR FARM) come on jungler (Oh get lost!) It’ll make you feel great! (So would a fast clear!) When
i get this blue it will all be partly thanks to you. So give me this blue buff!
There’s something about finally getting a Quadra after a long time…but you don’t feel like you earned it at all
I mean Xin and Taric are basically freelo but they’re so brainless and dull to play.






