Jodi is a cinnamon roll. She’s an innocent bundle of joy who has never done anything wrong. She just wants to be friends with everyone. She thinks everyone deserves a second chance. She’s just a big loveable oaf.
Actually only one of those things is true. Jodi used to be a criminal. Henchman muscle type. She was shown mercy and was healed moments away from death. After that she went off to become a mercenary with an agenda to save as many people as she can. If you hadn’t guessed she believes everyone deserves a second chance no matter what alignment they are and only kills as a last resort. She genuinely tries to be a good person and smiles almost all of the time but she still has the disposition of a giant crazed lizard lady and can come off as awkward and overly intimidating without trying.
Originally she was a cleric who was obsessed with healing magic and wanted to use it to become immortal but it seems like Clerics and Paladins conflict with the kind of character I want to play. Someone who genuinely wants to be nice, shirks the small things and is passionate about her ideals.
What are you, Fox News?
A. Diamond Dogs are dead
B. I brought a Diamond Dog Dakimakura last year! I already did them!
C. Garble has actually appeared in the latest season. He has way more relevance than Rover who hasn’t been seen for 6 seasons. (No I’m not counting EQG and neither should you)
Listen. It’s been 7 months. Donald Trump is a fucking joke and the fact that this idiot got in the seat and that the media did not see this coming does nothing but prove how flawed our american systems actually are.
This country will make a meme spouting red faced twitter meme a president before a woman who’s actually qualified for presidency and you know what? Until this country goes to war because of this moron I’m actually proud that I played a part in exposing how flawed and absolutely asinine our systems are.
It’s a popularity contest. It’s fucking Prom King/Queen all over again. So fuck you. I’m not feeling guilty any more about voting for him even if it was a spur of the moment decision that even I didn’t think would result in anything. The mans a maniac and just proves that we need to get our shit together. If there was ever a person stupid enough to show America that they need to wake up and take their heads out of their asses, it would be a candidate like Trump. I don’t support Trump for being the best candidate. I support him for being the worst to show us kind of people who don’t need to be taken seriously.
