Its not that I have anything against dicks..its just

Okay I lied, dicks are gross.

I don’t see how that’s possible. How can you not care about the man dying? And yea I’m sorry I can’t remember. But peace to you man. Also sorry for being a huge nerd but I don’t drink. I’m still a huge manchild that hasn’t reached maturity to appreciate the taste of wine, alcohol, or coffee. But I am still sad.

Its expected. But still, come on. You have to change its entire frame for it to be able to support chest breast without breaking its back. Thanks Gamefreak

That’s just gross anon. Why would I ever.

7. Crush on a video game character? Ornstein from Dark Souls 2! No but really. Hecate from Shin Megami Tensei. NO REALLY. Charlise from Animal Crossing. NO REALLY. 

None that I can think of. The ones listed are just cute but I’m not in lesbians with them.

26. Favorite Gaming Series?

Pokemon. I’m sorry but like I said before. It’s had a big effect on my life. If I wanted to get more specific I’d say the Mystery Dungeon Series. This series NEEDS more good games.

Most embarrassing game moment.. Playing Soldier with Krabb as my medic and being unable to kill a scout. He was jumping around and he never targeted Krabb until the end.  My only embarrassing moments come from online games. I can do stupid stuff in games but no one ever see it so its ok.

NO DON’T TAKE THE PIT AWAY FROM ME. I’LL BE GOOD I SWEAR. I’M SORRY. ANYTHING BUT MY PIT TIME.

OH SHIT

Stick your hand down her throat and smear Nutella all over her chest. I don’t fucking know

I wish I could write all of that but there’s a limit