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Where does she even sleep

Are you blind? There’s a perfectly good ball cage bed right there.
Posted 4 years ago | 13 notes
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WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING I’M A BELL PINCHER
Just yesterday I invested in buying 100 turnips for a garden
It cost me about 10000 bells!
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Clarise a qt
She seems taller then me. She’s a big sassy hugabaloo bear that don’t need no man
Posted 4 years ago
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Dig holes around him!
Why would I do something like that?

Posted 4 years ago | 6 notes
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I just recently discovered the joy of harassing the one villager you don’t like.
Posted 4 years ago | 7 notes
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VELMA IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST ONE IN MY VILLAGE NOW OH MY GOSH
EVEN IF SHE DOES HAVE THAT FREAKISH MAN GOAT BEARD
Goldie comes a close second






