Have you ever done something that was probably self destructive but you do it anyway because its FUCKING SAUSAGE PATTIES MAN. I DON’T CARE WHERE THEY CAME FROM IF THEY’RE NOT SPOILING I’M NOT JUST THROWING ALL OF THEM TO THE DOGS. WHENS THE LAST TIME WE HAD A FUCKING SAUSAGE PATTY. OH GOD AM I DYING?! WORTH IT!

My uncle brought them for the dogs. He got them from this outreach thing at church? Him and my mother don’t think its trustworthy but I really don’t care. I could die tomorrow from food poisoning.