"The truth is, I never expected her to stay. I thought after the first night, she would go scurrying back off into the swamp. Throughout our years together, I kept waiting for her to buckle, waiting for the moment where I would be forced to send her home once and for all. But she never did, and I never had to."

Have I gushed enough about Anum-La yet? Because I don’t think I have! 

Artistic advice: bang your head on your keyboard and your hand on your tablet enough and something is bound to work out, haha