You know what you should do instead of D&D creatures in school girl outfits? ECLIPSE PHASE characters in school girl outfits! Sapient birds, dolphins, octopodes, whales, octopodes, gorillas, pigs, and neanderthals in school girl outfits! ROBOTS in school girl outfits! Horrific planet-destroying apocalypse-creating ancient-space-virus-infected AIs in school girl outfits!