I find it funny that even though all the robots at Freddy’s are extremely creepy you have to remember. REMEMBER. This is a KIDS AMUSEMENT PARTY PLACE. Which means the robots are based on characters that were probably used in media to market to...

I find it funny that even though all the robots at Freddy’s are extremely creepy you have to remember. REMEMBER. This is a KIDS AMUSEMENT PARTY PLACE. Which means the robots are based on characters that were probably used in media to market to children! You think they’re gonna use those soulless looking machines to advertise? Oh no! Imagine going home after a night at Freddy’s and then seeing a carton advertisement for the new “BRING FIVE OF YOUR FRIENDS AND GET 100 TOKENS FOR FREE” deal. 

Just think of what must cross your mind as Bonnie grabs a kid from school to go partying at Freddy’s  with all the games and prizes and all the pizza!

But watch out for Foxxy, kids! He’s a devious no gooder after Freddy’s secret recipe! Don’t be afraid! He’s not even a real pirate! That eyepatch is for show- I HAVEN’T EVEN PLAYED THE GAME WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS?! HELP.






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