seasepulchre

Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope

ohheybay

Johnny got cat fished before it was cool.

klondork

Most of the girls Johnny was “successful” with were either some kind of animal, a werewolf, or some other kind of freak of nature. The antelope wasn’t really “success” but still just look at the series. Hell he was swarmed by “hot chicks” in one episode. Yeah they were chickens.