drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Canada’s time to shine has come

*Les Friction - Who Will Save You Now Instrumental plays as logos show*

*Shots of destroyed city*

*distorted Benedict Cumberbatch voice over*

“Humanity…such a sad race. You pray to your gods while starving your children. You strive for strength while slaughtering your weak. You do not deserve your planet.”

*Fade to black*

*Shots of sad scared people*

*voice over continues*

“Heed my words humans.We will annihilate your race.

*Buildings being destroyed*

"To preserve the species worth living for.”

*Shot of a destroyed presidents chambers*

Assistant: Mr. president! You’re alive!

Russel: I’ve seen this before. They are relentless. They are powerful. We have to evacuate the planet.

*Fade to black* *Music stops*

*Drumsplosion*

*Drumsplosion*

*Drumsplosion*

*A man enters the office as Russel and his assistant turns to him"

Jay: No. We don’t.

Russel: Who the hell are you?

Jay: We’re humanities only hope.

*Shots of underground facility are shown*

Jay: You see, these aliens wiped out our race millions of years ago. They gave us one more chance and we disappointed them. But what they didn’t count on, is the millions of other species on the planet.

*Chris Pratt playing a scientist stops Jay and Russel*

Chris: Whoa Whoa Whoa, You can’t just come up in here! This area is unstable!

Jay: Johnathan, its the president. I’m sure he has a right.

Chris: Oh that’s not going to cut it this time. Its A-POC-A-Lypse rules now. You can’t just go around throwing titles! 

*Cut to Michele Rodriguez*

Michele: The voice over the loudspeaker or whatever? He’s right. Humans are weak. We’re animals. But our thing is, at least we’re not alone, right?

Russel: What’s that?

Michele: That’s our ticket. His name is Fred. Say Hi Fred.

*Two Steps From Hell - Protectors of Earth plays*

THIS SUMMER

Benedict over speaker: You still think you can fight?

*Cut to Jay leading Russel away from explosions*

Jay: Its not our battle anymore.

*Michelle shoots at invaders*

*Shots of a herd of deer charging at the aliens*

Jay: We’re not alone on this planet.

*Shots of eagles diving*

Jay: I think we seem to forget that.

*Aliens blasting laser blasters at some hidden target.“

Chris: The age of the human isn’t over yet my friend.

*Chris detonates a bomb that explodes the ground under invaders. They scream as entire armies of scorpions and spiders swarm them*

*A clearly animated bear carries Russel off away from the battle*

*Shots of Russel preaching to a small group.*

Russel: We are the only humans left. But we are not alone!

Benedict: I see you now.

*alien craft fires at settlement but its blocked as thousands of pelicans fly toward the ship shielded by turtles.*

Michele: FRED!!!!!!!!!

*Bear lifts up a canon and throws it toward the screen*

*Music stops, Title shows*

Coming this summer