See that thing the crack of the tree? Yeah. Horrible picture aside, that’s a FUCKING BEAVER.

Oh I’m sorry. Woodchuck. My dogs scared it up a tree. I put them in the house and tried to help it down. Eventually it climbed down after I poked at it with a tomato on a stick  but I did not know these things could climb trees. All he did was stare at me and chomp at the tomato stick until he worked up the nerve to try to climb back down.