I think my Uncle might be a super hero.

Just now we heard two gunshots. We went to investigate and my uncle was just strolling down the street from the opposite of where they came from. It was him. Apparently about 6 guys were walking up on him and were most likely about to try to mug him. He explained that he tried to convince them to not even try but they didn’t listen. So he pulled out his Beretta and took a warning shot at one of them. They scattered and he shot at them again to show that he wasn’t messing around. He then walked all the way around the block to come from the opposite side so they wouldn’t see where his destination was.

I mentioned that this is my favorite uncle. The only one (besides my brother) who really believes I have a chance to get my dream job. I loved him but holy shit jesus christ he’s my hero now.