xieril:

ragingconservative007:

spookygeiszlers:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY. A UROMASTYX WILL NOT FLIP OVER ONTO HIS OR HER BACK FOR “BELLY RUBS”. THIS IS DEFENSIVE BEHAVIOR IN FEMALES TO AVOID BEING MATED WITH. THE MOVEMENT OF HER ARMS ARE HER PLEADING WITH THE OWNER TO “PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M BEGGING YOU”. THIS IS NOT CUTE AT ALL AND IT REALLY AGGRAVATES ME BECAUSE THIS IS SO POPULAR AND THE ANIMAL JUST WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE.

So in other words, this is pretty much how all my dates go.