Earlier after I posted the Sapphire shores pic, I made a joke about the puppies starving since I wanted to finish it before I started procrastinating again. I said that since they were 2 months old, they should be hunting for theirselves now.

Well I know this girl named irony. After I let them out today for an hour, I went to bring them back in. Its extremely cold outside so naturally 2 of them are at the door. 1 comes in, the 2nd one trudges along. Now there are three missing. Well, 2 puppies and the mother, Sheeba. Eventually the mother comes with her other 2 behind. Sydney, my favorite of all of them had a present. A dead squirrel in her mouth. I said NOPE and closed the door before the three of them could come in. Before you call the animal police, I did let them in when she dropped it. The mother probably caught it and gave it to her kid but still, the kid just drags it along instead of eating for like 15 minutes until she finally got the picture that I didn’t want to touch it.

Dogs are gross. If you’re going to eat it, fucking eat it. Don’t bring it in the house.