bryko:

This literally could not get any worse

Hey so I was thinking about going flying, you know how flying works and I was like “OH HEY I WANNA GO VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM VRYAAAMMMMMMMMMMM” and all that, but then I was like “Oh god I hate heights” And you know how weird it is when a plane hates heights, everyones like “YOU HATE HEIGHTS? HA WHAT A LOSER” And I’m like sky diving over Cars 3. OH SORRY I MENTIONED CARS 3.  *Does the worst car impression imaginable*. Yeah and I see Lightning McQuirkie and he’s like *Imitates Owen Wilson*: “Yeah man. Whoaah I’m like a wace car!”  And I’m like, Well I GOT FUCKING, FUCKING WINGS FOR ARMS. I BET YOU CAN’T FLY AT 7000 MILES PER HOURS IN YOUR JET BODY. I COULD BEAT YOU IN A RACE TO THE DEATH. AND I’m like going all fast and shit and going really high you know all BEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW but oh shit I forgot that I was afraid of heights, Ah no one remembered that bit. So anyway. I’m like taking out my gatling gun and its like TKSTKTKSKKSTKSTKSTKSTKSK…

Pixar please stop