>Online banking

>Know my username

>Know my password

>“We are going to ask you a security question since this is not a computer that this account is usually viewed from.”

>Oh ok no problem. Its probably something easy like Where was I born or what was my first school. I’m sure i set this up.

>“What is your favorite food.”

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>get it wrong twice

>Okay I got it this time

>“What is your favorite movie.”

>Oh..a new one.. Its gotta be Hook. 

>WRONG. ACCOUNT LOCKED. PLEASE CONTACT YOUR BANK THAT HAS LIMITED OFFICE HOURS AND IS ALWAYS BUSY ON WEEKDAYS

FUCK THIS FUCKING EARTH