me, using a ouija board: A… L… I… V… E…

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it’s alive????

me: idk i’ll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N… A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

me, running screaming from the room: AH… AH… AH… AH