DM: Okay (My Wizard) you’re still down. Roll for death saves.

Me: *Rolls a 13*

Me: (To the tune of the Bee-Gees) Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Sta-bilize, Sta-bilize. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stabiliiiiiize

DM: That is…

Druid: That is such a bad joke…

DM: Hold on I’m going to look up rules for anti-inspiration.