yunachan2:

shadowdragonia:

yunachan2:

shadowdragonia:

D&D Players: “I have to pre-roll my dice before the game to see which dice are going to roll well that day so I only use those dice.”

Also D&D Players: “If you pre-roll your dice and roll a natural 20 you have wasted that 20. Never roll your dice if you don’t need to. Don’t waste your natural 20s!!!” 

Joke’s on you, I use virtual dice!
…
which, one might argue, is worse

don’t even pretend that none of us have ever accidentally hit an attack that rolled a 20 and someone commented that it was a wasted 20. 

someone: *rolls a 20*
literally everyone: !!! ooh a 20! (moments later) that’s all the luck for today

That feeling when you roll a 20, action surge, and then roll another 20