Mother: You know I could really go for some nachoes.
Me: Mom I’ve worked in a stadium before, I am not going to let you pay 10 dollars for a handful of chips and some sauce.

Mother: Don’t you want a Lions T-shirt?
Me: No. I don’t. Mom they’re currently 3 to 25 in the third quarter. You don’t have to buy things to support your home team if they don’t play well
Mother: I got us shirts.

Me:  STOP BEING A CONSUMER