I know you guys don’t follow me for my weird dreams but I keep having these snippets that are so theatrical and amusing that I enjoy sharing them.

So this time it was a bit jumbled up but the story was basically about me trying to manage my brother in this youtubers contest. Turns out he was too old to compete for this schollarship/funding so I direct my attention towards this young up and coming rapper/pop star. The kid was basically a “Soulja Boy” like character but he did more than just rap. I make his acquaintance and end up becoming his manager. 

We’re out shopping for for supplies for his first perfomance when I stumble upon Nick Offerman (and I know it was him. You don’t exactly forget the face of Rob Swanson from Parks and Rec). My cousin was out looking for watches and I happened to be right by the sketch books so I asked Nick which sketchbook he’d think was the best just to get his opinion. Nick promptly asked me to hold on for one second saying “My phone just gave me a reminder with the kitty song so I know it’s an important one. One second.” After checking his phone Nick goes into Full passionate detail about which sketch book he’d prefer. While he’s ranting my mom and cousin come by astounded that I’m just chatting it up with him. She asks if she can take a picture, he doesn’t mind.

Anyway after this encounter we check out. I don’t think I was officially this kids manager yet but I was shadowing him close. It wasn’t until we prepped for his first performance that we really got close as it turns out he was pulling a crazy stunt that would most likely get him killed. I ended up saving him and getting into a fight with him behind stage while he was bloodied. The fight resulted into two weak men slapping each other with flimsy sticks unti we exhausted each other. I told him I only risked my ass to save him because he was extremely talented and it would be a shame for the world to lose him. We hug it out and he hires me as his manager.

Now this next part was the freshest in my head because it happened just before I woke up. For some reason I was really defensive about him. We got invited to an outing of youtubers with his friends. I was going to leave but one of his friends suggested I go because “That girl was totally hitting on you.” This short nerdy looking girl who was head of operations. She leads us to the cafe where all these youtube stars are chatting. She directs us to the back of the cafe with this child suggesting its where we belonged as these two had certain intelligence comproble to my guy. I was absolutely offended so I took a cup of soda and poured it on her head. She was too shocked to say anything. Meanwhile my guy took her at face value and started asking the kid really hard math questions to which she could answer instantly. She wasn’t insulting us, this kid was actually a genius. I felt so embarassed I poured my drink on my head and covered my face. I apologized and the head understood. The conversation devolved into talking about the next event and then I woke up.