I just had an idea to DM a session that seems like a normal one shot, but is actually  the set of a really cheesy D&D porno where shitty puns are made and no one actually does anything.

“Oh man is that a halforc barbarian. I hope he doesn’t beat my AC.”

“You know it baby, now that I have you grappled I get to roll for advantage.”

“Oh yeah that’s hot with no resistances.”

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