I didn’t ask your opinion I said I cast thunderwave

yourplayersaidwhat:

5 players enter a room with 12 kobolds.

Barbarian*Deals little damage on first turn.*
Druid*runs out into the middle of the room, punches their fists together* Boom *casts thunderwave and kills everyone in the room. Including knocking down allies.*

Everyone else: DONT DO THAT IM IN RANGE YOULL KILL ME
Druid: I didn’t ask how many of my allies were in range I said I cast thunderwave.

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Remembering that one time I accidentally killed a kid with Thunderwave and basically ended the campaign when all I had to do was walk up to him, make a grapple check and throw him off.

I was like “Oh I can use this to push two enemies off. And if I upcast it, it’ll go further. Wait no Up-casting only increases the damage but it’s only 15 dama- and 15 damage killed the kid and now everyone hates me.

I’m sorry Jodi…I fucked up everyhing because I didn’t read and tried to do something cool






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