Klarg: Can I get a hug? 

Merle: No.. Not with a bugbear…

Klarg: Can one of you guys give me a quick hug?   

Merle and Taako: Magnus!

Magnus: Let’s turn this bugbear into a hug bear

DM: You share an embrace, you try to disengage, hes actually holding you longer than you wanted to be held. He’s starts moving his hands in small circles.

Klarg: You two, are you sure you don’t want a piece of this action?

Merle and Taako: N-no we’re good.

Me: FUCK THE BUGBEAR YOU COWARDS