Me as a Yugioh Antagonist: YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT ME OR MY DECK OF SCALIES! MY KOBOLDS WET DREAM DECK IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Seto Kaiba: Holy shit PLEASE call it something else
Me as a Yugioh Antagonist: Ah yes! I can tell what card is coming next! This potent musk! I hope you’re ready to taste Alien Shocktrooper! The mighty muscular scalie taur!
Seto Kaiba: