• God: Listen I'll give you free will but all you have to do is worship me, follow my word, go to church every sunday and spread my teachings. It's not hard my son did it.
  • Me: Yeah but your son had super powers. Wouldn't it be better if I just believed the word and didn't do wrong unto others and genuinely be a good person?
  • God: What the fuck? No. Why would you think that?
  • Me: Yeah well that's a lot less of a hassle I'm going to do that.
  • God: No what the fuck tell the world about me what are you doing. I gave you free will advertise my book.
  • God: Oh my god...

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