1aunchpad-mcquack:

jinzlers:

ledamemangociana:

agpicklefeet:

viliana-of-the-leil:

- When you’re travelling and the DM asks what your passive perception is, then starts looking at charts

- “Make a wisdom save.” “What for?” “You’ll see.”

- When the rest of the party agrees to a plan that the DM has heavily implied will end poorly

- When the DM winces after rolling damage

- When the DM says “You feel compelled to…” and you realize you failed that wisdom save earlier

- “Next session is going to be a lot of fun.”

- “I’m not quite sure if I balanced this fight properly, but we’ll see how it goes.”

- “Are you sure you wish to proceed?”

-When your DM reblogs this post.

adding one of my most fave things any DM has ever said, as uttered by @decertatio:

“how much do you value your life today?”

correction: when your DM giggles after rolling damage

@sunless-realm @psychickirby @arcticdarkness

GLAM