I’m…truly sorry for what happened to you Paul. It must be painful to wake up…in a time unlike your own. But this is the future. This is the way things…turned out. You’re going to have to…adjust to the apocalypse and all its…madness. 

BUT THITHITHITHITHTIIHHH THIS IS RIDICULOUS? I’M IN THE FUTURE? HOW FAR DID I GO WHAT IS THIS A FRICKEEN NERD FLICK? I MEAN. I’M JUST A MALL COP. I’M BARELY QUALIFIED TO HANDLE A BUNCH OF VANDALIZING KIDS! HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO HANDLE THE APOCALYPSE!?

Focus Paul. Whether its… rambunctious teenagers in a mall or…crazed murderous bandits. You can handle it. It’s all the same. It never changes.

War…never changes. 

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