captainsnoop

anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

captainsnoop

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

onion-knight-official

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

captainsnoop

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

mi0da

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

captainsnoop

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

badgrapple

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

captainsnoop

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

moontouched-moogle

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

captainsnoop

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

sweatersage

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

captainsnoop

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

moontouched-moogle

They decry all these posts and pretend to have class, but deep down they know they want to ram this green ass!