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anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

They decry all these posts and pretend to have class, but deep down they know they want to ram this green ass!