I was in Japan for some foreign exchange program and only knew a bit of Japanese. I don’t remember which city I was stationed in but I knew it was a sea town. On the way home from school I found one of those manga anthology books. Basically like Shonen jump except heavy and full of one off stories. Most of them were in Japanese but two stories were about DND and had broken english in them.

The first story was about of team of dungeon explorers who get confronted by a dragoness. She captures one and teases him saying shes going to eat him but she wants to watch him struggle while she slowly consumes him. She asks one of her skeleton minions if they would prefer to watch her eat him slowly while licking his lewd parts all over or just get it over with. The last panel was just the captain shrugging saying “I don’t care”. 

The second story was about a halfing and a troll trying to rescue their friend. Apparently their friend was captured during his birthday by a bunch of raging kobolds. The two confronted the kobolds who were actually being nice to the captured after they learned it was his birthday but they were giving him petty things as gifts. Stuff like toenails and broken quills, little weird things they find in their caves. The two convince the kobolds to let him go and as they leave the leader shouts “SINCE OUR GUEST OF HONOR IS NO LONGER WITH US, THE ORGY IS CANCELLED. GET BACK TO WORK.”

I remember laughing while reading these and then I woke up before I got to the next story.