professor: ..ok and thats the end of the syllabus. any questions?

me: *raises hand* ..is attendance necessary for this course?

professor:  well yes!! in order to pass you should come to cl-

me: but will you be taking attendance, sir?

professor: well i m-mean..this is a large class so in theory i guess i coudn-

me: SIR! PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION.

professor:  … … … . . 

me: … … .

professor:… … … … … … … . . no

me: *jumps out window*

“see you @midterms nigga”