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… so I may have a problem.

Footage: Good Game Ep 1, Arin Screaming Compilation ft. a bit of Dan

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“What’s a MOBA?”

“It’s 5 guys pressing 4 keys in a pattern”

You know. If this came from someone who actually could play games I would accept this? Pyrion Flax who is infamous for being trash at DOTA could say this and I’d agree because I know he’s experienced it and you technically can sum it up like this especially to a new comer.

But coming from a guy that has most likely never touched a MOBA this pisses me off. The mother fucker needed 3 different trainers before he found out what his buffs were in WOW. (And fuck you don’t blame Ross he could have found out easily himself)

That line should NOT irritate me but it does. You would never say Overwatch is 6 guys pressing 4 keys in a pattern because everyone knows its more than that.  

With games like League and DOTA its not just mashing buttons like he does in WOW against a computer. It’s being able to aim spells, learn different passives, time key presses and make strategic second by second choices against 5 other human players all while maintaining your resources and making sure you don’t fall behind. And fuck you its NOT just 4 key presses. You can have up to 12 basic keys depending on who you play and what you build.

Again this isn’t supposed to piss me off but it just makes me want to fight Arin and Dan Harmon for even suggesting this.