Barbarians make the best rogues

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DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.

Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*

DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.

Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!

Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!

DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…

Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*

Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!

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