pondwitch:

heres how i know yall are fake: i have never seen anyone mention Goris

Goris is a talking albino deathclaw, he’s grey with red eyes. He wears a robe and pretends to be a deformed human, and spent years traveling the wasteland studying the various cultures of post-apocalyptic America.

(x) also he has sensitive skin and telepathic abilities, and he describes himself primarily as a scholar. he has a dramatic 5 second animation of putting his robe on/ripping it off every single time you leave/enter combat with him as your companion.

He’s also one of, if not the only, character capable of effectively communicating with the player if they have 1 intelligence, because he understands the art of communication so well. He can also cooperate effectively with feral deathclaws.

he’s canon and he’s strong and he’s my friend. reblog to raise Goris Awareness.

This is like when I ask if someone likes Kobolds and they’ve never heard of DEEKIN MOTHER FUCKING SCALESINGER