I have an unsung rule about one waifu per universe but off the top of my head.

Clockwise (Starting from 10 o clock…)

1. Erma (Tokyo GXP)
2. Elma (Ms. Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid)
3. Centipeedle (Steven Universe)
4. Hecate (Shin Megami Tensei)
5. Bratty AND Catty (Undertale)
6. Ornifex (Dark Souls 2)
7. Wave the Swallow (Sonic Heroes)
8. Penny Fox (Awesomenauts)
9. Tiki (Fire Emblem)
10. Haruka (Love Hina)
11. Charlise (Animal Crossing
12. Zosha (Armello)

And of course in the middle Sapphire Shores (MLPFIM)

13 girls and only one of them is human. That’s…not a good sign.

But wait there’s more!

Allow me to list all the past waifu I can remember!

Sapphire Shores is beautiful, talented (as far as we know) and kind. Her voice is so  beautiful and I just want to learn and see more of her.

Celestia was my first MLP Waifu but I don’t count her anymore as I find she’s more of a motherly figure now.

Erma from Tenchi Muyo GXP WAS my waifu until I found out who she actually was several episodes into the series. I got so upset I literally stopped watching.

Elma from Dragon Maid because fuck you she’s the cutest dragon. She seems more mature than Tohru (or at least tries to be)

One of my first real waifus was Haruka from Love Hina. She didn’t even really have an arc or real story defining her but she always stood above the other girls in my opinion. (Probably because the others were high maintenance and Haruka didn’t seem to give a shit ever)

Hecate from the Shin Megami Tensei series because LOOK AT HER. This bitch carried me through Devil Survivor 1 and 2 and I just couldn’t ever bring myself to let her go.

Centipeedle from Steven Universe is best gem. That’s all I need to say.

Bea from Night in the Woods is best girl. She’s responsible, driven and just needs the right person to “save her” from her hell.

BIG BULLY BEAR CHARLISE from Animal Crossing. She’s exactly how I described her. She started off more of a big sister typed character but I could totally marry her.

Cassie from Dragon Tales was my second real waifu. She’s cute and sweet and CHUB.

As much as I joke about wanting to waifu Rek’sai I think she still might actually be my favorite league girl. Shyvanna, Anivia and Azir Poppy are all tied for second place.

BRING ORNIFEX FROM DARK SOULS 2 BACK. My heart always goes out for “Monstrous” girls who are actually kind. 

Penny Fox from Awesomenauts is an adorable scout. She is a true awesomenaut. She’s sly and slightly seductive.

I wasn’t old enough to understand the concept but Biyomon totally would have been my waifu back in the day. But as I grew up she kind of seems more like a little sister character. I remember because I tried so hard to get Biyomon in Digimon World (where now for some reason I always want  Kokatorimon. I don’t know. He seemed like a rapist in the show and I liked him for some reason) Also no. Surprisingly it wasn’t Gatomon or Renamon. By the time Season 3 came up I was done with digimon and Gatomon and Kairi but annoyed me a bit.

This is one of the very few splits. I would totally waifu the shit out of my Fennekin partner from Super Mystery Dungeon and my Totodile partner from Mystery Dungeon Sky. The irony with Toltodile was in Blue she was a guy. In Darkness, I played as him while the partner was my Treecko from the first game and in Sky he became a girl. Fennekin goes on to grow up to be a Braixen but Totoldile never changes being the perfect match for my Treecko.who also refuses to evolve.

TIKI AND I DON’T CARE HOW MANY HEROES OVER THE CENTURIES SHE’S PROBABLY SLEPT WITH.

Tiki started off being offputting but when you learn it’s because she’s worried about losing yet another hero husband your heart really goes out for her. It’s heavily implied that she has loved before but as a dragon who’s lived for ages, the best thing you can do is show her the time of your life while you’re alive. Be the hero she remembers the most.

I had a crush on Sheila and I had no idea why. I still don’t know. Like I don’t have an answer.

Koopy Koo from Paper Mario Okay I’m gonna level with you. I have never played a single Paper Mario game.

Okay I’m gonna level with you. I would smash the fuck out of Cackletta.

Okay I’m gonna level with you. Gazelle would smash the fuck out of me. (Try Everything)

Okay I’m gonna level with you. Zosha would stab the fuck out of me. I don’t know much about Zosha personality wise I just know her as a cute killer which is why she’s so low on the list.

Catty and Bratty because you cannot have one without the other (Though there’s one genderbent version of Asriel I would TOTALLY waifu the shit out of)

Auroth from Dota 2 (Spectre coming in a close second)

LITERALLY EVERY GIRL FROM PREQUEL AND MY HERO ACADEMIA BECAUSE

LOOK

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE FROM ANY OF THOSE SERIES

Jaggia from Monster Hunter because shut up

And GoatMod and Mrs. Manager of course!