The one thing I hate about Christianity is the idea that God will bless you on this earth if you do right but at the same time he doesn’t punish if you do wrong. You went to church and gave money to the homeless? God’s going to bless you but if something in your life goes wrong? Oh no that’s not God punishing you, that’s God with his hands off of you! That’s Satan on your back! Satan is the one ruining your day!

I can buy everything else but the idea that God and Satan are working day and night to ruin or brighten your day like you’re that important. Fuck off.