people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
I would pay $10 to do this
I would KISS a SNAKE SQUARE on the LIPS and if you wouldn’t you are a COWARD and a FOOL
You’ve just exposed yourself as a scalie