welcome to video game!!!!!! customize your character; but first, choose your gender:
in case anyone thought this was an exaggeration
listen. Listen. This is the worst thing ever because I WANT TO PLAY AS A FEMALE SCARY FUCKING DRAGON PERSON AND NOT PALE LADY MCHEADDRESS. I WANT THE LEFT ONE BUT MAYBE WITH A SMALL, UNNOTICABLE UNLESS YOU KNOW ABOUT IT DIFFERENCE. GET. ON. IT. GIVE ME PLAYABLE LADY DEATHCLAWS.
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